Monday, November 3, 2008

Election 08 - The True Identity of the Habs - McCain

When you think of the Montreal Canadiens, do you think of an expansion franchise that fails to bring in revenue and draw an attendance? Do you think of a short history of inexperience and failure? Do you think of a disgusting looking uniform worn without pride?

NO

You think of 100 years of incredible history. A profitable organization with years of consecutive sellouts.  You think of fans with passion and desire for the history of Le Grand Club. Fans that believe in the experience and the unparallelled classiness of how the organization has retained the roots of its past and carried them forward. WE wear our jerseys with pride and continue believing when all seems lost.

The Canadiens are the perfect metaphor for the career and future of President John McCain.

McCain has experience. He knows what it takes to lead and to fight in any circumstances. He has seen the economy fail in the past and witnessed the country rise from failure to triumph. He has held a passion for his nation close to his heart, so close he risked his life serving his nation in war. He has grown with the country and the country has grown with him. 

Like the Canadiens, McCain has a glorious history. He fights like WE fight. He wears his uniform with the same pride we wear ours. He has carried his roots with him and adapted the same way the Canadiens have. 

In a time of crises who do you call on? The Columbus Blue Jackets or the Montreal Canadiens?

The answer is easy and so is the answer to who should be leading our friends across the border.

When you think about the Canadiens do you really dwell on the cap and the spread of wealth amongst players? You think about how wealth has carried on over the years and how it continues to be carried forward. This is not a monetary wealth. This is a wealth of history and passion, a wealth of 24 Stanley Cups, and a wealth of belief (not hope) in Stanley Cups to come.

John McCain's wealth of passion, history and a strong belief for a stronger America is what America NEEDS. 

And who would you rather, Palin (a babe that digs hockey) or Biden. 

Sidenote: Biden just referred to Philadelphia as a state. Is that what you want? Ignorance?

Stephen Harper loves hockey so let's have hockey represented in the White House with Palin.

enough said.

Your Truly,
The Optimist

4 comments:

The Machine said...

The only thing similar between McCain and the Habs is they are both 100 years old.

P.S. The 2 times Palin showed up to a hockey game she either got booed or injured a player(Manny Legace)

Obama 08

Anonymous said...

Wow - I thought magic mushrooms were illegal!!!!

Anonymous said...

My reaction borders on shock. It's hard to believe someone (2 people!) from Canada would be this ignorant, but I guess it happens...
Palin is a babe that loves hockey? Riiight... she's also an idiot that thinks Steff Carse is PM of Canada.
So what America needs is more war? Longer financial crisis due to republican mismanagement of funds? Some moronic laws against abortion and gay mariage (that's what Palin advocates)?
Well I guess it's a moot point now, because America, for once, made the right choice.

The Machine said...

Who's the second person James?