Simply Disgusting!

4th line on the PP, back to back losses and a coach who is more a baffoon then our former captain. I will make it clear this time regardless of what the Optimist says. Remember I'm a freakin pessimist. If we don't fire this asshole known as Carbo, we are going straight to the damn shitter quicker then me on a bottle full of laxatives. The man has no accountability as he blames everyone for his own failures. This guy is a joke and he has made this team a joke too. The only happy people in Montreal these days are Carbo, Jarvis, and Breezer as they screw eachother on a daily basis like Harvey Milk and 12 year old boys. Peace out and God help the Habs who are being strangled from the anti-God. Flashes of my youth are reappearing which isn't good cause it took place during the Tremblay years. The Horror, the horror. I wish we were in a Biggie song and "it was all a dream."

Simply Perfection

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your Montreal Canadiens. Where did that come from? I remember this summer when everyone was talking about how explosive this team would be with all thier weapons, speed, and skill. Well it took 25 games for the Habs to finally show their worth. I just never thought it would be Matt D'Agostini that would awaken this team from thier slumber. Usually I'm swearing and throwing crap and punching holes through the wall but last night I was reserve enough to be at a ladies tea party. What could have I been mad about? Simply perfection.Here is my Jack Todd style take on the game as I'm in a good mood:

-Zeros (not many folks): Scott Gomez, The refs in the 2nd (they tried to get the Rangers back into the game), Brisebois in the first 2 periods, SKoz (simmadown boy), 1 just 1 breakdown in the entire game that led to NY's 2nd goal, Penguin fans, Sarah Palin and for the hell of it, Jeffrey Loria, Bud Selig, Gary Bettman, Jacques Villeneuve, Rejean Houle (as GM), Mario Tremblay (always and forever), and anyone else who pissed off Jack Todd.

-Heroes (take a deep breath and go):AKost, Pleky, Tanguay, Kovi, Captain K, D'Agostini, Tom the Bomb and those awful hands, Maxime (who deserves to get laid after that Gordie Howe hat trick), Begin, BGL (not 1 but 2 points), Langer, Breezer in the 3rd, Markov, Gorges, Price and those great pads, Komi and his perfect record as a coach, those vintage jerseys, Gillete, anyone who had to do with the production prior to the game, anyone and everyone else that I may have missed and didn't make the zeros list, my mom, my dad, Uncle Joey, Matt Robins, Sesame Street, Jack Todd, Bogdan, Mrs. Tracy, Ben Cahoon... I can go on for another week. I'm sooooo happy I can kiss Carbo on the lips with a juicy wet one. Simply perfection baby.

-In conclusion I would like to say that I was 100% right (My mother tells me I'm humble).I believe that a high octane offence comes from a smart, structured defence. Anyone who watched the game could see how well we transitioned the puck out of our own zone and into the other and never let the Rangers off the hook for a second. We strangled the Rangers until they couldn't breath with an almost flawless game plan and execution. The result was a 6-2 victory where every line scored. Bring on the Devils baby cause the Bleu-Blanc-Rouge are back. Yippeeeeeee!

I'm Back

My last post wasn't too pleasant and I decided to take a somewhat long vacation from the Habs. If by vacation, I mean going to Montreal to watch the team live rather then just getting upset watching them on television, then , yes, that would constitute a vacation from the Habs. A lot has happened since my last win or fire Carbo rant so lets get started. I will not talk about O'Byrne as my head will explode if the name I will never mention is ever said again. The man is at Voldemort status when it comes to radioactive names and yes I'm a nerd cause I read Harry Potter. I will also not talk about the Wings game because my partner already did a fine job getting Maislin off (though that's not saying much). I was also on a plane that night so I missed our 3 goal 2nd period. Where was I heading? Montreal, home of such celebrities as William Shatner, Pierre McGuire, and myself. I caught 2 games, the first on the tele and the second at the Bell Centre. I got really drunk after both.

The Caps

-That game was so bad, I didn't even get upset. I didn't care. We, how do I say, played one of those games in which our players afterwards said things like "they wanted it more" and "we didn't come prepared." Starting to sound familiar, huh. 

-How the hell does every player sans the goalie play like dogsh#t? I get 1 or 2 or 3 or even a half dozen players slumping but an entire team. People, as much as Kovi is struggling so is everyone else.

-We're down 1 goal heading into the 3rd and the Caps show up. I mean after a decent 2nd, did the players just decide to mail it in? I'm asking a lot of rhetorical questions but I don't know what to say. EMBARRASSING!

-The PP. It Sucks. It Sucks. It Sucks. Carbo, the problem may be the structure that you haven't changed and EVERY team has studied and figured out. Placing 4th line players on a PP that sucks already won't do the trick. Oh Wait, they didn't score, figures.

-3-0, one sided, and Theodore can now sleep at night using Propecia or not. I was upset so I drank some and then went out to Gar Mange  (I think that's how you spell it) and drank some more. Highlight of the night: stopping a fight at 4 in the morning. Go Habs Go

The Sabres

- I sadly was not excited for this game even as much as I should of. I had great seats 12th row, section 124, next to my big bro. I don't  have much to say about the game except:

-We won. it was W so I was happy. I thought we deserved the win though it could have gone both ways. But it was 2 points baby.I know how to celebrate 1 measly win, I'm a Clipper fan.

-Carbo has gone nuts with those lines. The guy thinks the key to everything is juggling lines. I did like Lang with Kovalev but that was it. I mean the players have to reintroduce themselves on every shift. At least coach is starting to realize he has a time out to use every game.

-Staying on Carbo, I am too young to remember 1993 so I don't care that Carbo was our captain. People feel loyal to the guy cause he was captain then but times change. Just because the guy was a great team player on the ice doesn't make him a good coach. Some guy at Cage aux Sports was telling me that Carbo deserves more leeway because of 1993. Screw that. I want to win now and I think Carbo hurts us now. 1993 is long gone (16 years folks). Lets stop holding on to the past in order to create a better present as well as future. 

-The PP. It Sucks. It Sucks. It Sucks. A 5 on 3 and we couldn't score. Thank goodness we won the game.

- After the game I celebrated like it was 1999 and Shayne Corson jerseys were in style. I went to this place called Coco on St. Laurence and had way to many JD shots. I got home at 4 after some delicious Pogos at La Belle Province and the woke up at 5 to catch my flight back to L.A.

What a flight. I think I spent more time in the bathroom then I did in my sit. Tomorrow is the Thrashers and we better thrash them. I predict 12-1 and Lapierre gets laid.