Friday, December 5, 2008

Simply Perfection

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you your Montreal Canadiens. Where did that come from? I remember this summer when everyone was talking about how explosive this team would be with all thier weapons, speed, and skill. Well it took 25 games for the Habs to finally show their worth. I just never thought it would be Matt D'Agostini that would awaken this team from thier slumber. Usually I'm swearing and throwing crap and punching holes through the wall but last night I was reserve enough to be at a ladies tea party. What could have I been mad about? Simply perfection.Here is my Jack Todd style take on the game as I'm in a good mood:

-Zeros (not many folks): Scott Gomez, The refs in the 2nd (they tried to get the Rangers back into the game), Brisebois in the first 2 periods, SKoz (simmadown boy), 1 just 1 breakdown in the entire game that led to NY's 2nd goal, Penguin fans, Sarah Palin and for the hell of it, Jeffrey Loria, Bud Selig, Gary Bettman, Jacques Villeneuve, Rejean Houle (as GM), Mario Tremblay (always and forever), and anyone else who pissed off Jack Todd.

-Heroes (take a deep breath and go):AKost, Pleky, Tanguay, Kovi, Captain K, D'Agostini, Tom the Bomb and those awful hands, Maxime (who deserves to get laid after that Gordie Howe hat trick), Begin, BGL (not 1 but 2 points), Langer, Breezer in the 3rd, Markov, Gorges, Price and those great pads, Komi and his perfect record as a coach, those vintage jerseys, Gillete, anyone who had to do with the production prior to the game, anyone and everyone else that I may have missed and didn't make the zeros list, my mom, my dad, Uncle Joey, Matt Robins, Sesame Street, Jack Todd, Bogdan, Mrs. Tracy, Ben Cahoon... I can go on for another week. I'm sooooo happy I can kiss Carbo on the lips with a juicy wet one. Simply perfection baby.

-In conclusion I would like to say that I was 100% right (My mother tells me I'm humble).I believe that a high octane offence comes from a smart, structured defence. Anyone who watched the game could see how well we transitioned the puck out of our own zone and into the other and never let the Rangers off the hook for a second. We strangled the Rangers until they couldn't breath with an almost flawless game plan and execution. The result was a 6-2 victory where every line scored. Bring on the Devils baby cause the Bleu-Blanc-Rouge are back. Yippeeeeeee!

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